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midnight-pursona:

"Your too fat."

"I didn’t know [insert character] was black!"

"Why don’t you do more black cosplays?"

"Cosplay to your size!"

"I don’t think that looks right on you, why don’t you cosplay [insert character] instead?"

"Why is [insert character] black? They’re not black in the show."

"You shouldn’t cross-play, it looks weird on you."

"Your boobs are too big for [insert character]."

To everyone who as ever posted a comment or question like this, my answer:

I am a black plus size female cosplayer, if you don’t like it… well honestly I don’t care. The more you comment like an idiot, the more it feeds my will power to prove I’m an amazing cosplayer, not matter what you say. I may have days, or even weeks when I feel down about myself, but that will never stop me from doing what I love. I may have large boobs, chubby stomach, double chin, hair on my face, dark spots around my face and body, and a flat butt, but I rock any cosplay I put on. So grow up, and get out of my face. <3

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

shintaragi:

imagine if every time Rin gets too angry, to calm him, Makoto just gives him little kisses on the nose and cheeks and tells him how cute Rin is when he’s smiling, okay bye.

slyblond:

[get it while you can playing in the background]

whalebiology:

It’s clear when reading Robinson Crusoe that the various kinds of tools (and weapons) that he accumulates throughout his time spent stranded provide the reader with a critical motif that provides a deeper insight into the psychology of Robinson Crusoe. The sheer amount of tools that Crusoe…

carry-on-my-otp:

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

jesus fuck the last one


Best door sign ever.

Best door sign ever.

beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  5. Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  18. Dad: Fuck the government.
  19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
  20. Dad: Close the door.
  21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  22. Dad: I love puns.
  23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  24. Dad: Please shut up.
  25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  33. Dad: I hate homework.
  34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

"you great old git.”

joeljaboi:

sirenknights:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

*sniffle*

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